The Golden Thorn Club

Membership Ledger

High Council

Senior Members

Junior Members

Interns

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Non-Members

Legacy Members

Honorary Members

I'm Telling You, Man, They Don't Work Here

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The Golden Thorn Club

Subcommittees

The High Council

Head Councilman & Primary Kintype: Akira Touya

The Old Guard: Nahyuta Sahdmadhi, Piers Bishop, Ikkan Mashiba

The College Boys: Mr. Spock, Inside-Track, Frank N. Furter

The Chained: Mr. Stones, Sebastian Michaelis

General Membership Subcommittees

The White-Haired Pretty Boys Collective

• Nahyuta Sahdmadhi (Chair)
• Archmage Aaravos
• Azuma Yukishiro
• Azul Ashengrotto
• 1010 Rin
• Puck (Intern)
• Kazuma Ichinose (Intern)
• Mundie Mudsnapper (Intern)

The League of A-Named White-Haired Pretty Boys

• Archmage Aaravos (Ringleader)
• Azuma Yukishiro
• Azul Ashengrotto

The White-Haired Pretty Girls Collective

• Diane Morsecode (Chair)
• Madison Vrax
• Hikaru Koragi (Intern)

The White-Haired Leagues Want Us So Bad It Makes Them Look Stupid, Inc.

• Shu Ujigawa (CEO)
• Halara Nightmare
• Makoto Kagutsuchi
• Osorou Shidesu
• Eito Aotsuki
• Tohma Ishibashi

The Fuckass Bob Squad

• Akira Touya (Captain)
• Shu Ujiigawa
• MC
• Haku
• Madison Vrax
• Dorothy Do Good
• Detective Hawkshaw (Intern; application under evaluation)
• Hikaru Koragi (Intern; application under evaluation)
• Agott (Intern; honorary member on account of curliness)
• Nahyuta Sahdmadhi (Honorary member on account of beta design)
• Mr. Stones (Honorary member on account of gijinka)

The Board of Horrible Capitalists

• Inside-Track (Chairman)
• One (Jealous)
• Morris
• Makoto Kagutsuchi
• Naven Nuknuk
• Mr. Pages
• Mr. Wines
• Mr. Stones
• Dave Brubot
• Diane Morsecode
• Graham Payser
• ENA
• Kyoya Ootori

Hiveminds Anonymous

• THE-MEASURE-CUTS
• SPEAK-AS-ONE
• 1010 Rin
• Alessandra Wigglestein
• ENA (Honorary member on account of ambiguity)

Garnet Band

• Akira Touya
• Nahyuta Sahdmadhi
• Inside-Track
• Tohma Ishibashi

Gold Band

• Piers Bishop
• Spock
• Sebastian Michaelis
• Shu Ujigawa
• Ikkan Mashiba
• Azuma Yukishiro
• Dave Brubot
• Graham Payser
• Vision Quest
• Munkustrap
• Klaus
• Tzino Deathweather
• 1010 White
• Auglur (Intern)
• Kiryu Sodo (Intern)
• Apollo (Super Mario Odysseus) (Intern)

Beta Club

• Capochin (Club President)
• Akira Touya
• Chaud Blaze
• Madison Vrax
• Spock
• Ikkan
• L
• Jonathan Heathfield
• Fedya Dolokov
• Mike Warner
• Eito Aotsuki
• Sebastian Michaelis
• Nahyuta Sahdmadhi
• Tohma Ishibashi
• Charles Foster Offdensen
• Kyoya Ootori
• Emma Rockford (considering membership)
• Hikaru Koragi (Intern)
• Jamil Viper (Intern)
• Kiryu Sodo (Intern)
• Makoto Kagutsuchi (no one wants him here, but he shows up to the brunches anyways)
• Azuma Yukishiro (he's a founding member, but he never shows up to the brunches)
• Archmage Aaravos (his membership status is in question, but everyone's too scared of him to say anything)

Sharpshooters Anonymous

• One
• Spock
• Mike
• Halara
• L
• Abbaddon
• Kyoya Ootori
• Ferb Fletcher
• Deacon
• Sebastian Michaelis (Half-member) (It's complicated)
• Kyubey (Intern)

The Guys That Are Like This

• Piers Bishop
• Ikkan Mashiba
• Orvallo
• Klaus

Unnamed Concerning Clique Forming In The Honorary Members

• Ghilley
• Ayase Mayoi
• Sheldon J. Plankton

The Legion of Red Flags

• Mr. Stones (Captain)
• Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex (Meeting Place???)
• Inside-Track
• Frank N. Furter
• Shu
• One
• Morris
• Alastor
• Mike Warner
• Reginald Tetra
• Capochin
• Eito Aotsuki
• Vidia
• Kyubey (Intern)
• Jamil Viper (Intern)
• Kazuma Ichinose (Intern)
• Half-Croc (Intern)
• Detective Hawkshaw (Intern)
• Hermes (Super Mario Odysseus) (Intern)
• Sebastian Michaelis (no one can decide whether he belongs here, least of all him)
• One member who wishes to remain strictly anonymous

Console Exclusives

• Jonathan Heathfield
• Inside-Track
• One
• Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex
• Betty Jo Bradley
• Aperture Citranium
• Tzino Deathweather
• Kinnowin O'Marble
• Ellen Nod (Legacy)
• Constant (Intern)
• Half-Croc (Intern)
• Hermes (Super Mario Odysseus) (Intern)
• Apollo (Super Mario Odysseus) (Intern)

Shonen Rivals Support Group

• Akira Touya (Class President)
• Chaud Blaze
• Madison Vrax
• L
• Hikaru Koragi (Intern)
• Agott (Intern)
• Shootie (Intern)
• Baz Pitch (Considering membership)

The Universal Set

• Halara Nightmare
• Makoto Kagutsuchi
• THE-MEASURE-CUTS
• SPEAK-AS-ONE
• Mr. Stones
• Mr. Wines
• Mr. Pages
• Baguette Cookie
• Roguefort Cookie
• Ananas Dragon Cookie
• Azul Ashengrotto (Conditional membership)
• Jamil Viper (Intern)
• Tzino Deathweather (Conditional membership)
• Constant (Intern)
• Half-Croc (Intern)
• Dave Brubot
• Graham Payser
• Diane Morsecode
• Mundie Mudsnapper (Intern)
• Emma Rockford (Conditional membership)
• David Ashur (Intern)
• Hermes (Super Mario Odysseus) (Conditional membership) (Intern)
• Apollo (Super Mario Odysseus) (Conditional membership) (Intern)

The Doornails

• Died:
• Frank N. Furter
• THE-MEASURE-CUTS
• L
• Anya
• Orvallo
• David Ashur
• Died & Came Back:
• Spock
• Piers Bishop
• Nahyuta Sahdmadhi
• Rey Skywalker
• Mike Warner
• Charles Foster Offdensen
• Cesare (Honorary)
• Died & Came Back*:
• Eito Aotsuki (semi-immortal; time loop with branching timelines, dies in about half of them and possibly more)
• Archmage Aaravos (immortal soul with resurrection cycle)
• MC (time loop)
• Halara Nightmare (fakeout)
• Tzino Deathweather (was murdered; face and soul were casually stolen afterwards. more of an unlife)
• Cecil Gershwin Palmer (I don't actually know this for sure, but like, there's no way it HASN'T happened, right?)
• Reginald Tetra (multiverse)
• Constant (died accidentally; face and soul were casually stolen afterwards. more of an unlife) (Intern)
• Half-Croc (was murdered; face and soul were casually stolen afterwards. more of an unlife) (Intern)
• Nagisa Shingetsu (fakeout) (Intern)
• Cashious Villionare (i THINK 'Oh, that's a portal to hell. He's being dragged to hell, it would seem.' was about Cashious and not the Rival) (Honorary)
• Can Die:
• Eito Aotsuki
• Baguette Cookie
• Ananas Dragon Cookie
• Roguefort Cookie
• Odile (Honorary)
• Can Be Killed:
• Eito Aotsuki
• Reginald Tetra
• 1010 White
• Dave Brubot
• Graham Payser
• Diane Morsecode
• Reginald Tetra
• Mundie Mudsnapper (Intern)
• You Really Should Be Able To Kill:
• Makoto Kagutsuchi

Adults with Autism

• L (Club Present) (Unwillingly)
• Nahyuta Sahdmadhi
• Piers Bishop
• Ikkan Mashiba
• Spock
• Dave Brubot
• Makoto Kagutsuchi
• Jonathan Heathfield
• Cecil Palmer
• Betty Jo Bradley
• Capochin
• Anya
• Klaus
• Orvallo
• Emma Rockford
• David Ashur (Intern)

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The Golden Thorn Club

Terminology Guide

Membership Tiers

• High Council: The top seven specialest guys, the most important ones on the list. It takes a very strong ease of mindset to make it to the council, and additions are quite rare- it started as five, then grew to seven in college, and was most recently updated to 9 in March of 2026.
• Senior Members: Anyone with a heightened level of importance, a particularly strong presence, or very detailed internal headcanons. (Aside from a certain duo who bullied their way in...)
• Junior Members: Generally speaking, the 'everyone else' tier. Anyone I don't have super strong feelings about winds up here... The difference between this and internship is certainty.
• Interns: The classic 'kinsidering' tier. It includes characters who I haven't read the source material yet to vet, characters who I'm too new to thinking about to say for certain, characters I can't be bothered to think about much right now, the occasional "which half of this ship am I kin with???", etc. Interns can be promoted directly to Junior or Senior, it doesn't matter.
• Legacy Members: Lapsed kintypes from childhood that I haven't been able to mentally resurrect. If I make an attempt, they'll probably spend a stint as an intern before either moving up or moving back to this list.
• Honorary Members: (michael afton voice) I should be kin with you... but I'm not... I might be someday, though. There's a few who love waffling between this tier and the interns list. (Looking at you, von Karma!)
• 'I'm Telling You, Man, They Don't Work Here': Were kintypes predictable based on one's personality or extant self, I'd reckon my list would look something like this. But they're not so it don't. Most 'pitykins' or 'assigned' characters end up here...

Subcommittees Explained

• The White-Haired Pretty Boys Collective: The original 'caroline kintype archetype'. Not a guaranteed identifier... but it's pretty reliable.
• The League of A-Named White-Haired Pretty Boys: Fun fact: these motherfuckers have unionized! Were it not for Aaravos, Azul and Azuma would not be Senior-tier. But they just haaaad to stay together...
• The White-Haired Pretty Girls Collective: Very small, somewhat reactionary clique that doesn't actually do much.
• The White-Haired Leagues Want Us So Bad It Makes Them Look Stupid, Inc.: Are you off-white and/or nonbinary? You're receiving their business cards in the mail daily until you pledge.
• The Fuckass Bob Squad: The second 'caroline kintype archetype'. Again, not a guaranteed identifier- this one's moreso 'the type of personality I'm likely to be kin with is the type of personality character designers usually assign this hairstyle'. See the design documents for Nahyuta, for example...
• The Board of Horrible Capitalists: hey anyone wanna tell me why this is one of my archetypes. hey anyone wanna t
• Hiveminds Anonymous: Not quite yet large enough to hold any social power... but their name was so good, I couldn't just reject the application. I'm a sucker for branding.
• Garnet Band: Anyone who does not play an instrument in canon, but does in one or more of my kinmemories/timelines.
• Gold Band: Anyone who does play an instrument in canon!
• Beta Club: Deputies, assistants, 'vice-'s, and all-around Second Guys.
• Sharpshooters Anonymous: Currently looking for a name that is a) better fitting and b) will placate the hiveminds against taking legal action.
• The Guys Who Are Like This: These coffeeshop songwriter losers refuse to get a better name.
• Unnamed Concerning Clique Forming In The Honorary Members: look at them
• The Legion of Red Flags: Anyone who raises eyebrows, questions, or hell, in any way they see fit.
• Console Exclusives: Anyone who I'm pretty certain I'm alone in being kin with due to obscurity of the source material or particular strangeness of the kintype.
• Shonen Rivals Support Group: See, there's a lot of overlap with the Fuckass Bob Squad. You get it. You're understanding.
• The Universal Set: Whenever I have two or more kintypes from the same thing, they end up here. Non-members do not count, or else the group would be much larger...
• Adults with Autism: 'nuff said

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